MALACHY

O ' B R I E N ' S

SERIOUSLY WIRED E-PUBLISHING VENTURE

 

FALSELY KNOWN AS:

"MALACHY O'BRIEN'S GLORY OF LOVE";
"MALACHY O'BRIEN AND A PLAYER TO BE NAMED LATER";
"MALACHY O'BRIEN: DROP THE CHALUPA";
AND "THE $2 MILLION MALACHY O'BRIEN STRIKE ZONE CHALLENGE."

 

DEDICATED TO:

Starting the best available Billy Joe at quarterback;

Presenting ourselves as a candidate for acquisition by some, oh, appropriate entity;

Discovering a reliable source of Boston Kreme donuts, where said donuts are not too heavily frosted;

Refinancing at an appropriately low rate;

Tearing down any wall that Reagan wants us to;

Treading the fine line between folksy homily and abject rhetoric;

Relishing in our enjoyment of sans serif fonts;

Ignoring all blatant copyright infringement.

 

TO MOTHER NATURE WE CRY:

"HUZZAH FOR AUTUMN!"

 

IMITATION IS NOT ONLY THE SINCEREST FORM OF FLATTERY, BUT ALSO A QUALITY METHOD OF RIDING THE COATTAILS OF OTHERS.

 

THE SLOGAN TO LIVE AND DIE BY:

"THE SIMILARITIES ARE FRIGHTENING."